NaPoWriMo Catch-up: Let Me Google That For You

Are you a boy?
Are you a girl?
Were you in Drag Idol? 
How do you pee?
How do you...you know? 
Does that make you gay?
Have you had the, ah,
the surgery?

Are those boobs all natural? 
Can I touch them?
How long have you known?
Just a little? Oh, go on,
I'll just keep wondering otherwise.
Will the pills cure your stubble?
Do you still have your dick?
Have you just started hormones? 
Does this make me a dyke? 

Is my name Wolfram Alpha
or Yahoo, or Jeeves? No?
Then why do you keep asking
questions like these?
You can choose if you file this
as 'sassy' or 'brutal',
but you're on Facebook to read it,
SO FUCKING USE GOOGLE!