Tuesday, 8 October 2013

And Now, Sports News!

All teams won their games this weekend, 
except the ones that lost. Points were awarded accordingly. 
In the athletics events a great deal of running was observed
to be generally faster than previously. The tennis, squash and badminton 
were largely back and forth affairs. Despite high initial hopes, the boxers 
were unable to settle their differences through constructive debate 
and came to blows. Homoeroticism once again conquered
the subtext. As yet, despite repeated appeals, no-one has put an end 
to the horror of golf. Discus.

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