The Leader’s healthy as the Land!
Just watch him running down this strand!
Don’t ask why the second shot
is just the first, recut
and zoomed as if to hide a lack of spoons,
or why, elsewhere, he sits in rooms
with empty eyes and shoulders sagging,
a new bug post a heavy fagging,
or why, upright, he grips the lectern
as maskless yanks clutch ivermectin:
just smile and watch him mangle Ovid,
and don’t suggest he has long covid.